I mean, what newborn does not-so-wise things like eating dirt, playing in toilet water, and climbing into large kitchen appliances?
Not this one.
But, given the chance, this one-year-old gladly would.
Eh, wisdom is so overrated.* Happy birthday Riley!
Stay tuned for birthday bash pictures...
*I reserve the right to retract this statement in December when I turn—yikes!—30.