You know those stories you hear on the news about idiot thieves who leave behind ID or forget to take the loot they're stealing?
Here's one for ya:
Some idiot thief broke into our storage unit in our condo's basement. The first dumb thing? Uh, breaking into a storage unit filled with baby clothes and empty boxes.
But the truly idiotic thing? The thief overlooked our one valuable thing in there–Matt's $800 wheelchair–and stole my laundry money instead: half a roll of quarters.
So if you see someone with suspiciously clean clothes, please notify the authorities.